Sunday, May 03, 2009

a transmission from dr. Smiths transcript machine

8:10 Am LegoPolian Time {L.P.T}: this comes through Dr. Smiths radio:
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8:11 Am L.P.T: Dr. smith runs it through his revolutionary translation machine,

8:22 Am L.P.T: it comes out:
"mon dieu, ce docelindo prend beaucoup de temps, mais il a la chance qu'ils ont une connexion sans fil à bord, il est très beau ici, dans les nuages, avec seulement les oiseaux, les étoiles et mon maître d'hôtel, Gregory. oh, et le cuisinier, et de l'ingénieur radio et de la mécanique, le personnel en général, vraiment."
meilleures salutations, monsieur.

8:23 Am L.P.T: Dr. smith yells, "WHY IS IT IN FRENCH?!"

8:24 Am L.P.T: Dr. Smith searches in vain for someone in legopolis who speaks french.

8:50 Am L.P.T: Dr. Zachary Smith realizes that no-one in legopolis speaks french.

8:51 Am lpt: Dr. Smith decides that maybe he should look for a mechanical problem in the morse code machine.

9:00 Am L.P.T. : Dr. Smith finds a problem in the machine, a short between the french translation section, and the Morse Code Section.

9:01 Am L.P.T: Dr. Smith fixes the short and runs the dialouge through the repaired machine:

9:04 Am L.P.T : this comes out:
"my god, this zepplin time consuming, but it is fortunate that they have a wireless connection on board, it is beautiful here in the clouds, with only the birds, the stars and my butler , Gregory. oh, and the cook, and radio engineering and mechanical staff in general, really.
best regards, Sir."

9:05 Am L.P.T : Dr. Smith decides that "mechanical staff" is a typo. but can't see what Jack could possibly mean.

9:07 Pm L.P.T: while eating a Filling dinner Dr. smith realizes that he didn't post the transmission from Jack to the internet log.

9:08 Pm L.P.T: Dr. Smith plugs his handy transcript machine into the Computory device. but forgets to edit the days transcripts. he leaves this to his transcript machine.

9:09 Pm L.P.T: Dr. Smith returns to his dinner and just leaves his transcript machine connected to the Computory device.

9:30 Pm L.P.T: Dr. smith finishes his dinner and heads off to bed.
10:00 Pm L.P.T: a burglar breaks in but is apprehended by the security system.


1:40 Am L.P.T: Dr. Smiths transcript machine gets really bored and decides to start misquoting movies, like this.

140 Am L.P.T: Zach! Zach! wake up Zach! "hey that's Dr. Smith to you, lady." Dr. Smith, Dr. smith, WAKE UP DR. SMITH!

7:20 Am L.P.T: Dr. smith finally wakes up. thank the maker.

7:21 Am L.P.T: Dr. Smith makes a cup of coffee. black, two shots.

7:22 Am L.P.T: Dr. Smith does not notice his tired, ticked off transcript machine.

7:23 Am L.P.T: Dr. Smith walks around the room trying to remember what it is he forgot to do yesterday.

7:24 Am L.P.T: his poor defenseless, sleep deprived, annoyed, and mad transcript machine thinks "i hope it eats away at him all day."

7:24 Am L.P.T: hey, he is walking over this way! hey Dr. Smith!

DR. SMITH!!! OVER HERE!!!

7:24 Am L.P.T: Dr. Smith finally disconnects me from his computory device, and publishes this post.

7:25 Am L.P.T: Dr. Smith goes to make breakfast, and gives me a recharge.
thank you dr. smith.

hi.

My name is Dr. Zachary Smith. And i am here to fill in for Jack while he goes to France to search for his missing house,
I guess Humans don't have very good memories. I could never lose an entire house. the kitchen maybe but never the entire house.

any way Jack sent me this telegram from the ship he is taking to France.
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which translates as:

HEY THERE ZACHARY STOP I AM HALFWAY TO FRANCE STOP I AM SENDING YOU THIS TELEGRAM STOP FROM THE AIRSHIP HANGAR WHERE MY PRIVATE ZEPPELIN IS WAITING STOP I SHOULD BE IN FRANCE BY TOMORROW STOP
BEST REGARDS STOP
SIR STOP

Well its good to know he is doing fine,
Dr. Zachary Smith, Humanologist P.H.D. Signing off.
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